Slightly Stoopid
Couldn’t Get High
[Intro]
I've got new sunglasses
And I've got backstage passes
For young girls with fine asses
Yeah, oh-yeah
Sunshine, girlies and money
What it takes to get me on the road
Some call me Mr. Soul
[Verse 1]
Went to the party the other night
Said I wanna feel what, my brain, it felt like
[Pre-Chorus]
I pulled the bottle and I start drinking wine
I thought that pretty soon I would be feelin' fine
[Chorus]
But no, I couldn't get high oh no
I said i couldn't get high oh no
I said i dont know why
[Verse 2]
Threw down the bottle, then I whipped out my pipe
Stuffed it full of goodies, then I gave that shit a light
[Pre-Chorus]
I huffed and I puffed, good Lord, I smoked and I choked
I smoked so long until my heart was nearly broke
[Chorus]
Because i couldn't get high oh no
I said i couldn't get high oh no
I said i try and try
[Verse 3]
Threw down the pipe, pissed as I could be
Gobbled down a mound of some LSD
[Pre-Chorus]
And then I waited and I waited for my body to sing
I waited, I waited, but not a fucking thing
[Chorus]
Because I couldn't get high oh no
I said i couldn't get high oh no
I siad i dont know why