Slightly Stoopid
Ride Like a Rebel
Ride like a rebel, howl of the devil. Gotta keep it movin, can't get caught up in the middle. Pistol on my hip, throttle in my grip. Gotta take this shit to a whole new level. (x2)
Six shots a loop, now I'm off with the loot. Good deal gone bad, gun shot wound and a bloody duffle bag. Who set me up, the only thing on my mind. I can't believe I made it out in the nic of time. First things first, tend to my wound. The bullet only grazed me but I know they be back soon. Midnight runner, chasin the moon
Ride like a rebel, howl of the devil. Gotta keep it movin, can't get caught up in the middle. Pistol on my hip, throttle in my grip. Gotta take this shit to a whole new level. (x2)
Three AM, they don't know where I am. Secret knock at the door, baby girl, let me in. Greets me with a nine millimeter and a grin. She say, "Long time, no see. You're safe here with me, there ain't no better place you can be." Turn on the bath and took off my clothes, and you all know how the story goes. We made love til the sun came up. Then we did it again just for luck. Woke up quick at about noon, she was nowhere to be found in the room. Damn, jacked twice in one night. I heard karma is a bitch, now I know that's right
Ride like a rebel, howl of the devil. Gotta keep it movin, can't get caught up in the middle. Pistol on my hip, throttle in my grip. Gotta take this shit to a whole new level. (x2)
Broke like a horse that's just been beaten. Pulled into a truck stop where two cops are eatin. Shit, how could this get any worse? One of us might end up ridin home in a herse. I just hope they don't recognize me. Hand in my waistband in case they try to surprise me. But they were too worried about the biscuits and gravy, starin at some big titty Mexican lady. Thought the coast was clear, then I heard one of them yell, "Hey you, get over here." Don't panic, stay calm. Turned around, "Officer, what's the problem?" He said, "Son, I think you forgot something." What could it be? A note from your little lady. It says, "Thanks for the money, but be happy that you're free." Damn, the girl really did save me
Ride like a rebel, howl of the devil. Gotta keep it movin, can't get caught up in the middle. Pistol on my hip, throttle in my grip. Gotta take this shit to a whole new level. (x2)