I'm as crazy as the days are long and everybody knows
I indulge in a little bit too much sin
And my mind just comes and goes
Still with all these faults I feel as if I can survive
Cause I'm the only sane man left alive

The world is closing in on me there's a wall around me too
I got seventeen women knocking on my door threatening to sue
Well it's good to see them out again they haven't lost their drive
And I'm the only sane man left alive

I don't even know my first name that don't bring me down
I'm so happy just to feel this way inside
People tell me that I should explain they think I'm turned around
To them a sane man's just like Jekyll and Hyde

My personality changes like the winds of a hurricane
I got heartaches by the number but I never feel the pain
I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive
Is that I'm the only sane man left alive

The world is closing in on me there's a wall around me too
I got seventeen women knocking on my door threatening to sue
Well it's good to see them out again they haven't lost their drive
And I'm the only sane man left alive
I'm a little off my rocker but the one thing I derive
Is that I'm the only sane man left alive
I'm the only sane man left alive
I'm the only sane man left alive