[Clubber]
Oh, ooh
'Scuse
Pardon me
Hey playa'

[DJ]
How you doin' man

[Clubber]
Hey, can I make a request?

[DJ]
For sure man, what you looking for?

[Clubber]
Ay man, hook a brother up with some old school

[DJ]
Aw, yeah, alright, word, okay.
Whatcha lookin' for, uh, Biggie, Tupac?

[Clubber]
Biggie, Tupac? *laughs*
Come on man that's too new.
I'm talking about that old school, man, you know what I'm talkin' 'bout.
[DJ]
Oh, well, I thought I did.
Maybe like, uh Wu-Tang Clan?

[Clubber]
Pssh, Wu-Tang Clan? Come on man, those fools just came out.
Hook a brother out with some of that old school.

[DJ]
Oh, okay, well, uh.
I don't know whatchu lookin' for, man.
What, N.W.A.?

[Clubber]
N.-W.A.?
Come on man, what I look like a kid out there, talkin' bout' the N.W.A. fo shizzle my nizzle, criss-cross apple sauce, who's the boss Tony Danza, at a loss.
I don't know it, alright. I'm talking about that old school.

[DJ]
Okay, you know what? That's my bad, old man, alright? We gon' take you back, alright?
I'ma bust out some Run DMC for you right now.

[Clubber]
Run DMC?
Come on man, I don't know about none of this Run DMC-a wouldn't wanna be ya, onomatopoeia, grab a donkey by the toe, give 'em gonorrhea.
I don't know it. Alright, all I know is some old school. If you can't give it to me, you can't give it to me.
[DJ]
Come on man, Run DMC is old school.

[Clubber]
Ahhhh

[DJ]
Well, can you name a group?

[Clubber]
You the DJ, man.
I ain't tryin' a tell you how to do your job.

[DJ]
Grandmaster Flash.

[Clubber]
Man, Grandmaster Flash, you soundin' like a kid youself talking 'bout Grandmaster Flash. To the oom-bop-the bippity-boppity-boop- the don't stop the boogie 'till the bang bang boogie the upchuck. Why people, talkin' about upchuck?

[DJ]
Sugarhill Gang?

[Clubber]
Brother, how we end up in Candyland?

[DJ]
Look, man, if you want some old school, you come back here and find it yourself. I'm going on break.
[Clubber]
Alright then, I'll get myself back here right here.
See what's going on back here. W-w-w-what we got, what we got? Let's see, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope, nope.
Ah, there, now we talkin'

*1920s jazz music starts playing*

[Clubber]
Ah, yeah
Daddy

[DJ]
What the f*** is happening?