[Intro]
One, two, three, four
Slap!

[Refrain 1]
They say, They say, They say
They say, They say, They say

[Verse 1]
Fleet Street fell in love (Slap!)
But the girl proved hard to get (Slap!)
Took a seat at the old boy's club (Slap!)
But wouldn't share the bed (Slap!)

[Refrain 2]
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

They say, They say, They say
They say, They say, They say

[Verse 2]
Cuppas for the troops (Slap!)
Bubbly-gum and wire (Slap!)
Trojan horses, Black & Tans (Slap!)
They're running for their lives (Slap!)
[Refrain 3]
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

[Verse 3]
Royals came to call (Slap!)
Mister Paisley save her soul (Slap!)
Heavens here's the naughty girl (Slap!)
Wouldn't say her prayers (Slap!)

[Refrain 4]
Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap! Slap!

They say, They say, They say
They say, They say, They say

[Verse 4]
Bloody Monday morning (Slap!)
The rat who did the talking (Slap!)
Here's Ginger to the rescue (Slap!)
Take that! And that! (Slap!)
Take that! And that! (Slap!)
Take that! And that! (Slap!)
Take that! And that! (Slap!)
Take that! And that! (Slap!)