[Verse 1: Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell]
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried?
I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss
How do you like your toast in the morning?
I like mine with a hug
Dark or light?
The world's all right as long as I get my hug

[Bridge: Dean Martin & Helen O'Connell]
I've got to have my love in the A.M
Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
I'm a regular monster

[Verse 2: Dean Martin, Helen O'Connell, Both]
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss
Up or down?
I'll never frown, eggs can be almost bliss
Just as long as I get my kiss

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3: Dean Martin, Helen O'Connell, Both]
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried?
I'm satisfied as long as I get my kiss
How do you like your toast in the morning?
How do you like your toast in the morning?
I like mine with a hug
I like mine with a hug
Dark or light?
The world's all right as long as I get my hug
[Bridge: Dean Martin, Helen O'Connell, Both]
I've got to have my love in the A.M
Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
I'm a regular monster

[Outro: Dean Martin, Helen O'Connell, Both]
How do you like your eggs in the morning?
I like mine with a kiss
Up or down
I'll never frown, eggs can be almost bliss
Just as long as I get my kiss