What would you do without me what would you do boy
What would you do without me when I'm gone
I'd sell my car and hock my ring and go right out and hire B-Bing
That's what I'd do without you that's what I'd do

But tell me what would you do without me what would you do boy
What would you do without me when I'm gone
I've have no trouble replacing you
I'd just go down to the nearest zoo
Oh that's what I'd do without you that's what I'd do
We will be Just like brothers you and I
I'm for you
I'm for me
And I love you 'til I die

Oh what would you do without me what would you do boy
What would you do without me when I'm gone
When my bank roll's gone and need some dough
You're always telling me where to go
See what you would do without me what would you do

We will be just like brothers you and I
I'll go east I'll go west
And I'll love you 'til we die
Oh what would you do without me what would you do boy
What would you do without me when I'm gone
I've been your stooge and been your clown
Who picks you up when you are down
Who had ten bucks and gave you nine
Who sticks by you come rain or shine
Always taking it on the chin
Who's always there who's a win
Who's always there a regular guy
I'll love you 'til I die
Oh what would you do without me what would you do