Dean Martin
Monologue (Live At The Sands Hotel, Las Vegas/1963)
Thank you ladies and gentlemen. You sure are one smart little old lunch crowd. It is June in January from the wonderful picture 'Let’s Get Out of the Wheat Field, Mabel, We’re Going Against the Grain.'

Just trying to have a little fun folks. That's all. So... Boy you can live here but don't eat here. Tell you that. I just had a bowl of bourbon and some crackers and they ain't laying right there. That salt I think... The salt I think.

But we're going to do this here thing. Haha. It's my party. I can cry if I want. No that's not... Thats the wrong one. I forgеt. We're going. Herе we go.

What's the first word, I forgot the whole number. Its? Plain old 'its.' Since I'm up here all alone, how's the second one go. June? June. It's June. You always work with your helmet on.