[Dean Martin]
What's playing at the Roxy?
I'll tell you what's playing at the Roxy
A picture about a Minnesota man so in love with a Mississippi girl
That he sacrifices everything and moves all the way to Biloxi
That's what's playing at the Roxy

[Frank Sinatra]
What's in, what's in the daily news?
I'll tell you what's in the daily news
Story, story about a guy who bought his wife a small ruby
With what otherwise would have been his union dues
That's what's in the daily news

[Dean Martin]
What's happening all over?
I'll tell you what's happening all over
Guy sitting home by a television set
Who once used to be something of a rover

[BOTH]
That's what's happening all over
Love is the thing that has licked 'em
And it looks like Nathan's another victim

[Dean Martin]
When you see a guy reach for stars in the sky
You can bet that he's doing it for some doll
[Frank Sinatra]
When you spot a John waiting out in the rain
Chances are he's insane as only a John can be for a Jane

[Dean Martin]
When you meet a gent paying all kinds of rent
For a flat that could flatten the Taj Mahal

[BOTH]
Call it sad, call it funny
But it's better than even money
That the guy's only doing it for some doll

[Dean Martin]
When you see a Joe saving half of his dough
You can bet there'll be mink in it for some doll

[Frank Sinatra]
When a bum buys wine like a bum can't afford
It's a cinch that the bum
Is under the thumb of some little broad

[Dean Martin]
When you meet a mug lately out of the jug
And he's still lifting platinum folderol
[BOTH]
Call it hell, call it heaven
It's a probable twelve to seven
That the guy's only doing it for some doll, some doll, some doll.
The guy's only doing it for some doll.

[BOTH]
Call it hell, call it heaven
It's a probable twelve to seven
That the guy's only doing it for some doll, some doll, some doll.
The guy's only doing it for some doll.

[Frank Sinatra - Spoken]
I broke my