[Intro]
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
I'm horny all night long, horny all night long
Horny, horny, horny....

[Verse 1]
You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you, but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it with the post

[Verse 2]
The post, it takes so long, so I've got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringin', so I'm singin' this song for you

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight
[Verse 3]
I searched from time to time, but I can't find my boo
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City, someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from Nowhere Land that looked like you
I will keep searching on, this feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringin', and I'm singin' this song for you

[Bridge]
And I like you, yeah, I like you
And I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you
I like you, I like you, I like you
And I feel horny, horny tonight

[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Verse 2]
Horny, horny, horny, horny, horny, horny
The post, it takes so long, so I gotta sing this song
To let you know how I feel, what's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you, and the things you make me do
My heart is ringing, so I'm singing this song for you
[Chorus]
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny
I'm horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
I'm horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny
So horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

[Outro]
Horny, horny
Horny, horny, horny
Horny, horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight