[Verse 1]
I'd like to help you with your problem
We hate to see you this way
If there sincerely is no option
Then a safe distance I shall stay

[Chorus]
Suffice it to say
I like it this way
I like it, yeah

[Verse 2]
I'd like to help you with your problem
I think I know you too well
You couldn't get the truth in through the side of your skull
If you had a hammer and a drill

[Chorus]
Suffice it someday
You should try it this way
You might like it, yeah
Yeah

[Guitar Solo: Slash]

[Bridge]
Those angry ambitions
No style and no vision, yeah
Those angry ambitions
Low style and low vision, yeah
[Interlude]
(We'd like to help you with your problem)
(All of our operators are currently assisting other callers)
(If this is an emergency, please, hang up)
(Somebody will help you shortly)

[Outro]
I'd like to help you with your problem
I'd like to help you with your problem
I'd like to help you with your problem
I'd like to help you with your problem
I'd like to help you with your problem
I'd like to help you with your problem