I'd like to shoot you in the ass
With a BB Gun
Lay there in the tall grass and
Laugh at what I done
Put a bloody blister upon each bun
I'd like to shoot you in the ass
With a BB Gun!

I'd like to rub your toothbrush
On a sick monkey's butt
Give your home phone number
To a perverted nut...
I'll tell everybody what
You really weigh
And just for fun, I'd like to shoot
You in the ass with a BB Gun