Well I’m a counterman at the Auto Zone store in Birmingham, Alabama
We got everything from a to z, some miscellaneous and what have ya
I got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make'em all blow smoke
But I ain't got the part for the part of my heart that woman of mine just broke

Well I’m a counterman and i's a countin' on her just to stay with me the rest of my life
I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife
I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels
'Cause she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile

I even talked to the Fram Air filter man about makin' her miss December
On the calendar for the customers and distributors and vendors
Well my mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell I guess my mama was right
'Cause I’m puttin cashews in my coat, she's at the burgundy room tonight

Well I’m a counterman and i's a countin' on her just to stay with me the rest of my life
I's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would settle down and be my wife
I'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted, dancin' holes in her high heels
'Cause she's purty as a cherry '57 Chevy and smooth as an Oldsmobile