[Chorus]
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn me loose I'll whoop your ass
I'll whoop anybody in here, I'm a lawnmower your ass is grass
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a damned good-lookin' too
I'll whoop your ass and love your woman
When Imma through whoopin' you

[Verse 1]
Yeah your momma told ya you was cute
Big and handsome and all that stuff
You got some skank to blow your skin flute
And now you think you're tough

[Chorus/Outro]
But boy I'm drunk, pissed, and coked up, turn me loose I'll whoop your ass
I'll whoop anybody in here, I'm a lawnmower your ass is grass
Drunk, pissed, and coked up, and a damned good-lookin' too
I'll whoop your ass and love your woman
When Imma through whoopin' you
I'll whoop your ass and love your woman
When Imma through whoopin' you