[Chorus]
Well she's a psycho bitch from hell
Sucking on a Pall Mall
She gets drunk as a car load of white trash and walks like a duck
She's hairy as the missing link
Her 12th d-y-pick-n-pay stinks
The nicest thing she ever said to me was, "You suck"

[Verse 1]
Ah, the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood
And it just tends to go from bad to worse
And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of early times and a quaalude
But a good ass whippin' is what her big ass deserves

[Chorus]
She's a psycho bitch from hell
Sucking on a Pall Mall
She gets drunk as a car load of white trash and walks like a duck
She's hairy as the missing link
Hеr 12th d-y-pick-n-pay stinks
The nicest thing she еver said to my mama was, "Your son sucks"

[Verse 2]
Well her old mama's still in jail
'Cus her daddy drank up the bail
And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny
And her little twin sister used to be a whore
But that little pig ain't no whore no more
'Cus no one's desperate enough to give the little skank no money
[Chorus]
Yeah she's a psycho bitch from hell
Sucking on a Pall Mall
She gets drunk as a car load of white trash and walks like a duck
She's hairy as the missing link
Her 12th d-y-pick-n-pays stink
And the nicest thing she ever said to me was, "You better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"