I'm a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B tonight
Drinking T-E-Q-U-L-I-A and M-I-double-L-E-R's Lite
And my Ex W-I-F-E kicked my A-double-S O-U-T
And now I'm just a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B

Well, I'm a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B tonight
Drinking T-E-Q-U-L-I-A and M-I-double-L-E-R's Lite
And my Ex G-I-R-L...F-R-I-E-N-D kicked my F-A-T A-double-S O-U-T
And now I'm just a D-R-U-N-K S-O-B
I'm just a D-R-U-N-C-K S-O-B!