I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, never would I
Wouldn't trade Christmas, I love you the best
I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, never would I
Wouldn't trade Christmas, I love you the best

It's time for the holly
The fun and the folly
And all of that jolly jazz
The people are glowing
The Santas' ho-ho-ing
Each window is showing it has
All the latest in toy things
The daddy and boy things
And all of that razzamatazz

But I wouldn't trade Christmas
Wouldn't trade Christmas for New Year's Eve
Thanksgiving, Halloween and the rest
Christmas we love you the best

I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I
Wouldn't trade Christmas, I love you the best

The traffic gets poky
The turkey gets smoky
And all of that hokey stuff
The people are shopping
For things they'll be swapping
Like filigree boxes of snuff
So you pour the hot toddy to toast everybody
But can't pour the toddy enough
But I wouldn't trade Christmas
Wouldn't trade Christmas
For Father's Day or Mother's
Valentine and the rest
Christmas we love you the best

I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I
Wouldn't trade Christmas, we love you the best

The jingle bells jingle
You feel the old tingle
You buy the Kris Kingle scene
The idea is clever but subways will never
Quite handle that huge evergreen
And the old office party where Stanley and Marty
Keep drinking until they turn green

But I wouldn't trade Christmas
Wouldn't trade Christmas for Labor Day
Or Easter, Washington and the rest
Christmas we love you the best

I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I
I wouldn't trade Christmas, no, no, no, never would I
I wouldn't trade 'cause we love you the best