Rise all my soldiers the Lich king is here
Gather your chars to set some fear
We're all level ones and we fight with our hands
See you in Badlands

But now when we're here they say that we're wrong
They're leaving my raid now I’m standing alone
I'm walking in Badlands with my wooden sword
Now I’m running for life cause I’m hunted by hordes

I’m trying to escape to Ironforge
When I’m hunted by the hordes
They're mounted and it's so far away

I’m sick of being be ganked all fucking day
In Stormwind I will stay
And then I will be so afk

I’m walking through Deadmines
With cloth on my mage
And I try to fight the mobs
But it hurts

I'm calling my friend because he's fat and alone
We're using Skype instead of phones
He's at level 80 and epic like hell
I’m all out of spells
Now I’m standing outside cause I’m waiting for you
But I’m not alone, the hordes are here too
I try to be friendly please what have I done
Don’t kill me I'm just level 1

I'm trying to escape to Ironforge
When I'm hunted by the hordes
They're mounted and it's so far away

I'm sick of being ganked all fucking day
In Stormwind I will stay
And then I will be so afk

I try to blink away
This is how I play
The same old story
Every day

I don’t want to die
As a junior noob ally
But when I’m in outlands
I'll fly

I'm trying to escape to Ironforge
When I'm hunted by the hordes
They're mounted and it's so far away
I'm sick of being ganked all fucking day
In Stormwind I will stay
And then I will be so afk

I'm trying to escape to Ironforge
When I'm hunted by the hordes
They're mounted and it's so far away

I'm sick of being ganked all fucking day
In Stormwind I will stay
And then I will be so afk