[Verse 1]
When I saw you today
On the news far away
You were talking about war
It was hard to ignore
Your blond shiny hair
Like an angel I swear
Your eyes shimmered blue
Then I ran home to you
So I got in your house
Like a quiet little mouse
I'm in love I supposed
So I slept in your clothes
But in a frame with a man
By your side my Diane
It was shaped like a heart
Then my world fell apart
Then I waited a week
For you to get back
And I knew where you'd go
You were going to Jack
But you opened the door
I was hard to ignore
With blood in my face
And with Jack in a case
[Chorus]
Yeah this is who I am!
I love you Diane!
Forget about Jack
He's not coming back
But I'm going to be your man!
Yeah this is who I am!
I love you Diane!
I waited so long
Your boyfriend is gone
You got me instead
Because I cut of his head!

[Verse 2]
I waited so long and now we can talk
Do you feel the same?
Is that why you're in chock?
You might wonder why
Jack is placed in a bag
I'll tell you the truth
But I don't mean to brag
Yeah I cut of his toe
And a foot and a leg
I thought he was gone
When he started to beg
He screamed out your name
I thought he's gone insane
He died when he screamed out in pane
[Chorus]
Yeah this is who I am!
I love you Diane!
Forget about Jack
He's not coming back
But I'm going to be your man!
Yeah this is who I am!
I love you Diane!
I waited so long
Your boyfriend is gone
You got me instead
Because I cut of he's head!

[Break]
Diane, Diane, Diane!
Just say that we can fall in love
Oh, Diane, Diane, Diane
Let me be your man while you can
Diane
DIANE!
Diane
DIANE!
Diane
Yeah this is who I am!
God damn you Diane!
Forget about Jack
He's not coming back
But I'm going to be your man!
Yeah this is who I am!
I love you Diane!
I waited so long
Your boyfriend is gone
It's me now instead
Because I cut of he's head!
Yeah this is who I am
A killer Diane
Just please let me say
Before they take me away
That I want to be your man
Diane...