Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho

Everybody was kung fu fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There were funky China men from funky Chinatown
They were chopping them up, they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Chinese art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip and a kicking from the hip

Everybody was kung fu fighting, huh
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
But they fought with expert timing

There was funky Billy Chin and little Sammy Chung
He said, "Here come the big boys"
"Let's get it on"
He took a bow and made a stand, started swaying with the hand
A sudden motion made me skip, now we're on to a brand new trick
Everybody was kung fu fighting (Huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning (Hah!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (Huh!)
But they did it with expert timing (Hah!)

Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho
Oh ho ho ho (Huh!)
Oh ho ho ho

Everybody was kung fu fighting (Huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning (Hah!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (Huh!)
They fought with expert timing (Hah!)

Everybody was kung fu fighting (Huh!)
Those cats were fast as lightning (Hah!)
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (Huh!)
They fought with expert timing (Hah!)
Expert timing

Kung fu fighting
Kung fu fighting
Kung fu fighting