[Verse 1: CG5]
I want to be like you in every way
Your villainy, I want to be the same
You’re always right, never giving up the fight
Teach me just how to be the bestest bad guy

[Chorus: OR3O, OR3O & CG5]
You and me, living it up as an evil team
So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream
Try and flee, you can’t run away from our misdeeds
No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed

[Verse 2: CG5, OR3O, Both]
We’ll crush, we’ll thrash anyone from where they stand
We’ll come up with the greatest evil plan
Unstoppable, we’ll kick all of their butts
But first, let’s share this jelly donut

[Pre-Chorus: CG5 & OR3O]
Innovation is the spice of vice
Wreak devastation as we slice and dice
These clowns, they don’t know how to die
But we’ll teach them, we’re the bestest bad guys

[Chorus: CG5, OR3O, Both]
You and me, living it up as an evil team
So carefree, malevolence burns in my bloodstream
Try and flee, you can’t run away from our misdeeds
No mercy, continue the fight until you bleed
[Bridge: CG5, OR3O, Both]
Take heed of my words
I cannot let you escape
Please, don't press onward
I’m tired of playing this game
Unfaithful traitor
Shut up, get out of my way
My pain is greater
But you can’t keep me at bay
Don’t you remember?
We were the most glorious gang
Never surrender
Let’s stick together

[Chorus: CG5 & OR3O]
You and me, bringing the peace and harmony
Together we’ll wake him up from his evil dreams
Fierce and free, tearing the conflict from the seams
He’ll never bring to pass his philosophy

[Outro: CG5, OR3O]
You and me, bringing the peace and harmony
Yo, Susie, please, oh, please, remember me