Here's the story of a man and his family
And a big trip that they took
Well, I heard all about it in a restaurant
And I read it in a history book

They rented a car at the Erie Canal
But the car didn't have no brake
Said Ma to Pa, "my God, this car's
Gonna fall into the bottomless lake"

Well, mama turned to daddy with a pale face
Said, "I've done something horribly wrong
Well, the waters still running in the bathtub
And I think I left the kitchen light on"

Then I heard a crash, the car went splash
And the compass rolled around and around
Oh, for Heaven's sake, we fell in a lake
And I think we're all gonna drown

We are falling down
Down to the bottom of a hole in the ground
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
I'm so scared, I can hardly breathe
I may never see my sweetheart again
There was plenty of food in the backseat
And the windows was rolled up tight
So we all nibbled on a chicken leg
Told stories way through the night

Well, Pa told one that he told before
And the baby got a bellyache
Said Ma to Pa, "My God this car
Is falling down a Bottomless Lake"

We are falling down
Down to the bottom of a hole in the ground
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
I'm so scared, I can hardly breathe
I may never see my sweetheart again

Papa played the music on the radio
Mama rocked the baby to sleep
He said he would've taken the other road
But he didn't think the lake was that deep

Well, if the ferry'd been there at the end of the pier
We'd be half way to Uncle Jake's
Instead of looking at fish out the window
I wish we'd hit the bottom of the bottomless lake
Instead of looking at fish out the window
I wish we'd hit the bottom of the bottomless lake

We are falling down
Down to the bottom of a hole in the ground
Smoke 'em if you got 'em
I'm so scared, I can hardly breathe
I may never see my sweetheart again

So if you're ever goin' on a big trip
You better be careful out there
Start everything on your good foot
Wear clean underwear

Take along a Bible in the backseat
Read of David and of Solomon
For if you make a mistake in the bottomless lake
You may never see your sweetheart again

If you should make a mistake in the bottomless lake
You may never see your sweetheart again
If you should make a mistake in the bottomless lake
You may never see your sweetheart again