[Chorus]
I can't stop my heart from beating-beating
Bang-bang-bang-bang (Bang-bang-bang-bang)
I would like to be like Peter-Peter
Pan-Pan-Pan-Pan (Bang-bang-bang-bang)

[Post-Chorus]
Staying younger by the day
My good looks will never fade
I hope I can-can-can-can (Bang-bang-bang-bang)

[Verse 1]
Napoleon was very brave
Incomplete, he took to his grave
Josephine was such a joke
Kept her letters inside his coat

[Verse 2]
V. Van Gogh was so I hear
One to send his love an ear
Some impression this would make
This was to be his big mistake

[Verse 3]
Catherine lost her pretty head
She wasn't very good in bed
Didn't wear a hat again
She got so wet out in the rain
[Chorus]
I can't stop my heart from beating-beating
Bang-bang-bang-bang (Bang-bang-bang-bang)
I would like to be like Peter-Peter
Pan-Pan-Pan-Pan (Bang-bang-bang-bang)

[Post-Chorus]
Staying younger by the day
My good looks will never fade
I hope I can-can-can-can (Bang-bang-bang-bang)
Staying younger by the day
My good looks will never fade
I hope I can-can-can-can (Bang-bang-bang-bang)

[Outro]
Can-can-can-can (Bang-bang-bang-bang)