[Verse 1]
Well people try to pick up girls
And they get called asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down his street
And girls could not resist his stare and
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole

[Verse 2]
The girls would turn the color of an avocado
When he'd drive down his street in his El Dorado
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not in New York

[Verse 3]
Well, stop me not, strike me not
Beat up, bell bottom, bummer or asshole
This here is the story of Pablo Picasso
He could drive down his street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Not like you

[Verse 4]
Well now, some people try to pick up girls
And get called an asshole
This never happened to Pablo Picasso
He could walk down his street
And girls could not resist his stare
Pablo Picasso never got called an asshole
Too bad
Well bye bye
Bye bye
Bye bye