[Refrain]
Girl directions
Girl directions

[Verse 1]
Ok, so this is how you get here. You're gonna wanna take the 202... to the 101.... north. Don't get on the 60 though or else you're totally going to be going the wrong way

[Refrain]
Girl directions
Girl directions

[Verse 2]
So, you're gonna wanna get off on an exit called McDowell, ah, er, no wait, is it McKellips ... It's, it's Mc-something. And then you make sure that you stay to the left while you're turning right 'cause you're gonna need to go left right after you turn... Oh, wait, hold on that's my other line

[Chorus]
Gimme the fuckin' address
Just gimme the fuckin' address you bitch
Gimme the fuckin' address
I'm using a GPS

[Refrain]
Girl directions
Girl directions

[Verse 3]
Ok, I'm back. Anyways, so just keep on going straight. You're gonna pass a Taco Bell, you're gonna go up this little hill thingy... No wait! Do you know where the Bed, Bath & Beyond is?
[Refrain]
Girl directions
Girl directions

[Verse 4]
Ashley, what's the name of the street right after the Bed, Bath & Beyond? Ashley!
Ugh, ok, you know what, just turn right after the church, Jesus, place and... Look for a house with a really big tree in the yard, like seriously the biggest tree you've ever seen. Go past that and then it's the house with the blue sedan, family-looking car. You can't miss it

[Chorus]
Gimme the fuckin' address
Just gimme the fuckin' address you bitch
Gimme the fuckin' address
I'm using a GPS

[Outro]
What the fuck do you mean turn right while I'm going left?
Your directions are shit!
You know what, your directions are Bed, Bath & Beyond comprehension, fuck!
Ahh