For all you out there
Who are dirty and weary
For all those out there
Smelling stinky and sour
For all you out there
Who are in need of cleansing
I hope you're prepared
'Cause it's time... to shower

Take off your clothes
Pick up the soap
Get in the tub
Turn on the water and check on the temperature
Curtain facade
Pull on the knob
Water on face
This is the place to be
Time to get nice and clean
Shower

Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing
Killing bacteria build-up on your body
Leaving you smelling great increasing your odds that
Night of getting laid

When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing
Having a blast with the water that you're flinging
Making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long
The water's warm and so inviting and it's
Cold outside
I want to stay in here forever where the
Steam doth rise

(Shower) Better wash behind your ears
(Shower) Better get between your toes
(Shower) Don't forget your belly button
It's shower time you bitches
(Shower) Do your best to get your back
(Shower) Let the soap run down your crack
(Shower) Private parts need your attention
It's shower time you bitches

Get everywhere
Shampoo your hair
Rinse it all out
Cleaning is done today
Time to procrastinate
Stay in the shower
Another half hour
Hot water hog
Pounding on door beings
Time for the fun to end
Shower
Water washes all of the parts of you in need of a good washing
Killing bacteria build-up on your body
Leaving you smelling great increasing your odds that
Night of getting laid

When you're getting your scrub on you can practice on your singing
Having a blast with the water that you're flinging
Making your fingers wrinkled if you stay in too long

The water's warm and so inviting and it's
Cold outside
I want to stay in here forever where the
Steam doth rise

(Shower) Better wash behind your ears
(Shower) Better get between your toes
(Shower) Don't forget your belly button
It's shower time you bitches
(Shower) Do your best to get your back
(Shower) Let the soap run down your crack
(Shower) Private parts need your attention
It's shower time you bitches

Scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub

Hey, hurry up in there! I've gotta go number two!