[Intro]
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven. seven? I dunno
Here we go

[Verse 1]
Tearin' down the road doin' ninety in my tiny little
Volkswagen on my way to get a tank of gas
I passed a coppa with a radar gun waitin' for a
Sucka like me to drive by goin' way too fast
I saw the red and blue in my rear view
So I pulled my slug bug over to the shoulder of the road
He looked me in the nose and said:
"Son, do you realize your tires are round?"
And I said:
"PLUH!"

[Chorus]
"Uh, what'd you say?"
Stupid guy
"I said pluh!"

[Verse 2]
Walkin down the street in my running shoes lookin' for a shoestore
So that I can find myself parking spot
I bumped into a guy that was wearing nothing but his boxers
And a cap that said:
"I like tater tots."
He said somethin' in Latin that I didn't understand
And I thought the worst until he pointed at my wrist
Then I saw that all he wanted was the time
So I looked at my broken watch, and I said:
"PLUH!"
[Chorus]
I still don't get it
"I said pluh"

What the? get that wicky-wack shit out of our music

[Bridge]
This is heavy
Yup

[Verse 3]
If there ever was a word that you heard so absurd
It could take the place of anything that you could say
Noun, verb, adverb, statement, question
Daytime, night-time, anytime, anyone
So remember the next time you forget
What you're sayin' in the middle of a sentence
Don't strain your brain to remember the words
Instead look 'em right in the nose and
Tell 'em that the answer is:
"PLUH!"

[Chorus]
"Oh, I get it"
"Yeah, now you know"
I said pluh
"Yeah, that"
[Outro]
Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh
Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh
Pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh, pluh

Yes I said pluh
Pluh
Pluh
Pluh

Satan, Satan

(dialogue)