Ho ho ho

Opening presents on the floor!!

Christmas time is drawing near
Let's all spread some cheer
Grab your wallet, time to spend
Most wonderful time of year
Hiding presents in your closet
Hoping that they won’t find out
Season's greetings, obligations
Manufactured lies from the greeting card

Fa la la la la la la la la la, yule!

Everybody's dropping money on the people they don’t like
Tis the season to be adding to the bottom line

Eating way too many cookies, pouring eggnog in your mouth
Analysing weights of presents, shaking boxes
Decorate your house with lights and bells that jingle
Mind control through Christmas carols
We're compelled to buy as we sing along

Pa-rum pum pum pum pum pum pum, brblrlbl
Everywhere you go Christmas songs are playing all the time
Never-ending marathon, enough of "It's a Wonderful Life!"
Everybody's going caroling, you better run and hide
Awkwardly they harmonize, I contemplate suicide

Buy stuff, it's Christmas time
And we all live in a consumer nation
Black friday, door buster sale
Murdering for savings

Murdering for savings
Murdering for savings
Trampling people at the door
Who did I even buy this for?
Smash some heads against the floor
These bargains will start a war
These bargains will start a war
These bargains will start a war

Why don't you visit family more?
Buy off your guilt like just before
Buy more till everybody's poor
Why don't you spend some more?
How ’bout we spend some more?