[Verse 1]
This song is so heavy
(It makes you want to headbutt a mountain)
This song is so heavy
(It makes razor blades taste like candy)
This song is so heavy
(It makes you want to punch a tornado)
This song is so heavy
(This chorus is nothing but growling)

[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ah
(Ah)
Ooh ooh ah
Ooh
Ooh uh ah
(Ah)
Ooh ooh

[Verse 2]
You scream high... I scream low
(Doesn't this sound fucking amazing)
Those vocals were so heavy
(It makes your grandma have a baby)
Can you understand what I'm saying?
(Cookie cookie... want a cookie!)
This song is so heavy
(It's actually kind of exhausting)
[Chorus]
Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh uh ah
(Ah)
Uh ah

[Verse 3]
"I'm playing this rhythm with my right arm while I'm
Flexing my bicep on the other arm
And then I give it a kiss because I love my guns
And I don't think that you've had enough let's break it down

A little bit softer now
A little less brutal now
A little bit softer now
A little bit lower gain
A little bit softer now
A little less brutal now
A little bit softer now
A little less in your face
A little bit louder now
A little more brutal now
A little bit louder now
A little bit higher gain
A little bit louder now
A little more brutal now
A little bit louder now
A little more in your face
Double bass (in your face!)
Double bass (in your face!)
Jog in place (jog in place)
Jog in place (jog in place)
Teabag the stage (teabag the stage)
Teabag the stage!
[Outro]
This song was so heavy
(My eyes and eardrums are now bleeding)
This song was so heavy
(It reached the point of nauseating)
This song was so heavy
(Somebody get me a barf bucket please)
This song was so heavy
(Dude, get him a bucket, he's about to... uh)
The end