[Verse]
He's gonna take you back to the past
To play the shitty games that suck ass
He'd rather have (Rather have) a buffalo (A buffalo)
Take a diarrhea dump in his ear (Diarrhea)
He'd rather eat the rotten asshole
Of a road killed skunk and down it with beer (Beer)

[Chorus]
He's the angriest gamer you've ever heard
He's the Angry Nintendo Nerd
He's the Angry Atari Sega Nerd
He's the Angry Video Game Nerd