It was Christmas Eve
My friends were all in town
We were singing Christmas carols
As the snow was falling down
And I don't know for certain
How it happened or who's to blame
But someone at that party
Ought to be ashamed

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit's here
Who, who brought the booze?
To the Christmas party this year
(Who spiked the eggnog!)
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
It smells like rum in here
Who, who snuck it in?
We're gonna feel it tomorrow, I fear

The first round went down easy
The second, one nice and smooth
By the third my head was spinning around
And that's when I got the clue

So tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
Come on and show your face
Who, who brought the sauce?
Look out, I'm on the case!
(Hey! Was it Randy?)
With a flask of brandy?
(DR?)
He was by the bar!
(What about Rome?)
He was all alone!
Hey I saw Dan
With a bottle in his hand!

Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
They've all got guilty eyes
Who, who's got the grog?
It's gotta be one of these guys!
(We like the eggnog!)
(More eggnog!)

Chuck and Seggie were sneaking around
Mike looked guilty to me
Tyler's curled up on the couch
Might have been Walt
Could have been Walt
Probably was Walt
Must have been Walt
Hey! Don't look at me!
I just got here!
Tell me who, who spiked the eggnog?
I know the culprit is here
Who, who's been hiding the hooch?
At the Christmas party this year
(We love the eggnog!)

Tell me who spiked the eggnog?
Tell me, tell me who could it be?
Hey, it's pretty good stuff!
Who knows it could have been me!
You?
Yeah!