Hey Chuck...I know what your thinking
That now's as good as any to start drinking
Hey Danny...Yeah...What's it gonna be?
A gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me

Man I know I gotta go
It's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink will make me lose my mind
So I think about my next drink
And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight

Well I know this cat named Jerome
He wanders to and fro
He's in my favorite waterin' hole
I said hey Rome, "how you doing, where have you been?"
?I?m just sittin? here sippin? my heavy sweet juice and gin.?

Man I know I gotta go
It's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink will make me lose my mind
So I think about my next drink
And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight

All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Man I know I gotta go
It's the same thing every time
But I don't think another drink will make me lose my mind
So I think about my next drink
And it's you and me and the bottle makes three
You and me and the bottle makes three
You and me and the bottle makes three tonight
Yea!