[Verse 1]
Ayo
I bump [?] from a bounce house near Sear's food
Got an earful from my grandma about dish spots on her weird spoon
Heirlooms in my crawlspace, I'm the square root of a dog's face
Smoke taste like ice cream and my wifey is that wall safe
It's a long way to the big top full of Broadways and Hitchcocks
Where the mistrust gets discussed over pink blood and slipknot
Inbox is all dingbats talking missed primes and weird tags
Sinbad plays all night and my jaws ache from the rib rack
Big facts on a small Earth where you swim laps in that soft-serve
And the carpet is a hard sell to a barbell in a golf shirt
Got a mall splurge, got a chill tune
My shoes off thеn it's hell no
Let my team know thеre's meatloaf and my sleeve go to my elbow
'till the [?] are all filled up, when the mail thrones when that bill come
Don't be shell shocked if the bells rock down by Belmont by the
Milk duds
Still cuss like a first mate at a dive bar on his birthday
When the words out that I burned down all the timecards in my workplace

[Chorus]
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good
[Verse 2]
I put a time cap on the incense at the Walmart near the airbeds
When the blue dress had to break raw to get waved off like a faired kiss
Steady steps to my barstools, barstools are my nightstands
Bear pelt and my bare clothes, and my friends post is a bike ramp
Might land in a bad lot, in a cape cod or a ragtop
Using hubcaps as a snare drum and prayer rug as my backdrop
Hit upload to child pays, get a wild girl to say "Wow babe"
This is too great and in two days I'll be the new king of clown week
Downgrade to a pole dance by a loud ape from my snowman
And he might need some help with it because pipe sweet but he got no hands
Coke cans for his earplugs, slow drag between beer chugs
Sleep mask over small blinds, I got all kinds of that weird stuff
Here comes the bad news, there is no way out of this bathroom
Unless you saw through your own leg and clean up [?] with a rag
Haven't slow danced since damn young
I have no chance with my camp crust
'cause instead of fuck we fucked about who that other guy in Wham! was

[Chorus]
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good
I really wanna mink but not quite like what you think
I wanna link with them then drink with them then pretend that he's my shrink
I wanna put him down with my crew and take him out to my hood
And when my other friends try to mess with him I wanna tell him that it's all good