[Verse 1: Rob Sonic]
I'm 'bout to drive my brand new Fiat through the Strand news kiosk
'Cause my bamboo Filas just got canned food triage
My shampoo shorted out, my tan hue mammal mop
My Cancun va-ca gotta change planes at the Amazon
My Camelot's a little rough, my past a little checkered flag
My dream's a little empty and my memory's have been Men in Black'd
My better half's the whole pie and reruns of the Happy Days
Might ultimize the Fresh Fest and my rolling stones are daddy cane
My jazzy ways decoded 'em like opеning your parent's snacks
To keeping some between your thumbs to feed 'еm to the feral cats
The pharaoh has enough strength, we should test it at the sewer line
And if it breaks, we paint it and we take it to the Guggenheim
This do or die is all we know, or maybe not completely all
We know how to get busier than filthy firms at city hall
If people called just tell 'em that I threw my phone into a moat
Or that I've kicked the bucket, been abducted by a UFO

[Bridge: Rob Sonic]
Run a baseline, put it on the glass
Stand on one foot, sign an autograph
Start to bark like a large seal
Lets start a fight and do a cartwheel
Hail a cab, take it 10 feet
Do a chest pound at the Wendy's
Use the drive through, take the dog trash
And do the robot on the whole way as you walk back
[Verse 2: Homeboy Sandman]
Bobby has a hobby, I say maybes to the prob'ly and
Spent all my dope from winning lottery on veggie souvlaki
All of my major relationships were rocky
Until I bought my Picasso and now I'm always playing tonsil hockey
My vision is 20/20, I'm super at 20 questions
Since I was a freshmen I've had a refreshing effervescence
We all've enough in common with the people that they name us after
It's crazy how much better we are than famous rappers
Don't try relating if you never had a Rolo
I've joined a lot of groups but my penchant’s for going solo
You stop me on my way and ask if you can take a photo
Though if I had my way you'd throw away your telephono
And acting like you know is now a no-no
Acting is for herbs that wanna wind up like the bird they call the dodo
Location is the difference between a robe and a kimono
Rotation of the globe is why they call it rock and rollo
Hoe

[Outro: Homeboy Sandman]
Feed a hobo, instead of buy weed
Turn the news off, delete your IG
Do a handstand on a blue whale
Buy your own merch, clip your toenails
Feel your cornpops, for they cop crows
Trim your chest hair with your eyes closed
Change you password, give a high five
Join the Navy, have a baby while you skydive
Swish