[Verse 1]
Conservative Christian, right-wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Gay-bashin', black-fearin', poor-fightin', tree-killin'
Regional leaders of sales
Frat housin', keg-tappin', shirt-tuckin', back-slappin'
Haters of hippies like me
Tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', porn-watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me

[Verse 2]
Tree-huggin', love-makin', pro-choicin', gay weddin'
Widespread diggin’ hippies like me
Skin-color-blinded, conspiracy-minded
Protestors of corporate greed
We who have nothing and most likely will 'til
We all wind up locked up in jails
By conservative Christian, right-wing Republican
Straight, white, American males

[Chorus]
Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame
[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]
Diamonds and dogs, boys and girls
Living together in two separate worlds
Following leaders up mountains of shame
Looking for someone to blame
I know who I like to blame

[Verse 3]
Conservative Christian, right wing Republican
Straight, white, American males
Soul-savin', flag-wavin', rush-lovin', land-pavin'
Personal friends to the Quayles
Quite diligently workin’ so hard to keep
The free reins of this democracy
Tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', barefootin'
Folk-singin' hippies like me

[Outro]
Tree-huggin', peace-lovin', pot-smokin', porn-watchin'
Lazy-ass hippies like me