[Intro]
Alright guys, let's just do this nice
I'm really hungry for lunch
And I smelled baked cheese
Oh, we're recording
Well, hello, friends
I hope you're havin' a great holiday season, I know I am
You know, this song is very dear to my heart
I'm sure you'll recognize it, but the lyrics are not very good
And so, we fixed that

[Verse 1]
Deck the hall with bound of villains
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
'Tis the season to save millions
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Don we now our super sling form
They didn't get to power, fa, la, la, la!
Troll the heck out of The Prowler
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!

[Interlude 1]
Jimmy, keep it goin' a little bit
Just keep ticklin' those keys
I'm gonna do a little crowd work
Hey, everybody
Anybody here have I saved?
Have I saved anybody here?
Raise your hand if I've saved you
Nobody?
Anybody know anybody I've saved raised your hand?
No? Great, well, that's my point
We all have to save each other, am I right?
Especially on these holiday seasons
Save us from the eggnog
I tease, Jimmy, let's get back into it
This is a dead room
[Verse 2]
See the blazing firestorm before us
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Along with the silk from the Spider-Friends chorus
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Follow me in amazing measure
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Save the Beatle's power-boosted treasure

[Interlude 2]
How are you guys doin'? You havin' fun?
Oh, I'm havin' a great time, too
Just been swingin' around, savin' lives, doin' what I do
Ladies and gentlemen, a dear friend of mine is here
She's not gonna sing, and she doesn't know I'm about to do this
But Mary Jane Parker, everybody!
Round of applause
Really not happy about that?
Okay, promised I wouldn't do it
Got caught up in the moment
Caught up in the spotlight
Let's get back into the song

[Verse 3]
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
Sing we joyous spiders together
Fa, la, la, fa, la, la, la, la, la!
Our future adventures are sure to be better
Fa, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
[Outro]
One take! What'd I tell ya?