Farmer Brown gets all messed up
And he walks outside and he acts real tough
And he throws that coop door open wide
And he sings this song when he walks inside

I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun goes down

Now the rooster he told Farmer Brown
He told him, "Man, this ain't your side of town"
But Farmer Brown knew what to say
He told him, "Rooster, you can fly away"

I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun goes down

Now way back in the olden days
Noah's Ark it sailed away
Two by two they all could hear
Noah's voice sang loud and clear
I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun comes out

I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun comes out

I could explain it all in a letter long
Stamp it, seal it, and send it on
But the moral of this sorted tale
Is you just can't stop the U.S. Male

I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
Whether rain or shine
I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
Whether rain or shine

(Choke my chicken)
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun goes down

I'm gonna choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun goes down

(Choke my chicken)
(Choke my chicken)
Choke my chicken
'Til the sun goes down