Oh Danny Boy, the alarm is not yet ringing
But I awake with you licking me on my cheek
The morning's come too soon, and you won't stop meowing
Why won't you let me get one good night's sleep
At 3am, I awoke. You were at the window
You pawed the blinds and meowed loudly to the air
I threw a pillow and, said, "Would you be quiet!"
You thought a game, and came to chew my hair
When I come home tonight to find you sleeping
You look so sweet in the chair that you sheared
I'll wonder why I have this great desire
To watch you run as I yell into your ear
For my revenge is only just beginning
Not a moment's rest, this evening you will see!
'Til 11pm, when I lay down and am dreaming
Then I will sleep in peace... until... the... morn-ing!