Settle, settle down boys, fuck it's late
Got Spoek Mathambo, Hans Double(??) pumping his fists in the corner
Settle down man, stop thinking about my beat, its my beat
Relax, I'm down fuck it man I'm down man

I hate Eugene Terror and all your fuckin' white knights
(do do do do, do do do do, do)
Welcome to my fright night!
[Beat boxing]
Beat Box Slayer
Your wife masturbates to Steve Hofmeyr, uh
Now here's my word to your daughter
If your dad ever puts his hands in your pants or
Tries to make you touch his willy go tell your mom
Same goes for your brother and your uncle and your cousin
Think the rapper knows what's up, but he doesn't
Hey don't bug me, I'm watching the rugby

My biltong makes me feel strong
Stretchy bitches love me
Patricia Lewis knows who's the newest
MC Totally Rad, rocking knee-high khaki socks
Bitches from Benoni wanna blow me
I'm sending big shout outs to all my satanic homies
Throat sucking goats fucking from bloemfontein to Port Elizabeth
I'm bored of Visitors from Zimbabwe trying to park my car
Leave me alone, I can park it on my own!