[intro]
Uh, first we have rolled gold. let's try it out
Yeah that's pretty good
There's this tiny twist right here[?]
Oh this is pretty good, what is this segment?
Pretzels are the same
(woah?)

[verse 1]
You got tiny twist, chocolate dip
Pretzel sticks, that's my shit
Rolled gold, gluten free
Barbecue, and then sour cream

[Chorus]
I know they just are sodium, but i just can't stop eatin' em
It feels to good in my tum tum
It got me saying yum yum yum
I know they just are sodium, but i just can't stop eatin' em
I don't care what people say
Pretzels ain't the same baby!

(music)
Pretzels ain't the same baby!
P-pr-pretzels ain't the same baby!

[verse 2]
I don't like no sweet shit, try to eat that custard (ugh)
Just give me that pretzel girl, dip it all in that mustard
I know i should stop eating them, but i never wanna run out
I'll eat pretzels everyday, i could give a fuck about gout

[Chorus]
I know they just are sodium, but i just can't stop eatin' em
It feels to good in my tum tum
It got me saying yum yum yum
I know they just are sodium, but i just can't stop eatin' em
I don't care what people say
Pretzels ain't the same baby!
(music)
Pretzels ain't the same baby!
P-pr-pretzels ain't the same baby!

[verse 3]
Now if you like sucking on that salty stick, say hell yeah
Hell yeah
And if you like choking down a sodium rod say hell yeah
Hell yeah
And if you like putting almonds in your butt hole say hell yeah
(what?)
I was just making sure you were still listening, hell yeah
(yeah you fired for that one fam!)

Pretzels ain't the same baby!
P-pr-pretzels ain't the same baby!