[Intro]
Oh, I just care about the audio portal so much
Oh, I defend it to my last breath
I don't have many breaths because I'm a fat bitch
Oh, oh, and my gout is really setting me back
Oh, I'm a bitch
I'm BrokenDeck

[Verse 1]
I'm BrokenDeck, the audio mod. But you can just refer to me as a god. It's time to get some liquor off the shelves
I haven't made a beat since 2012
Bitch
Pour the vodka, pour the whisky, I bet 4cat's tryna diss me
I'm an ass 'cause I speak Canadian
My music bombs like an Arabian
Ayy!

[Chorus]
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
And 4cat is the best! (x2)

[Verse 2]
I hate 4cat, he's such a loser
Hе's the most shit user
All his beats arе drag and drop
I wish I could suck all up on his cock
*gagging noise*
I'm blowin' up your spot
So fire that current mode is hot
I'm almost 40 and I'm still on Newgrounds
Yeah

[Chorus]
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
And 4cat is the best! (x2)

[Verse 3]
Yeah, I know you blockin' dudes, I know you kiss 'em too
After sippin' on yo' liquor, judgin' folks a lil quicker
Next thing you know, you fuckin' with the goon squad (Ayy!)
Turn back now, too late, oh god, now we rollin' up on you with the hot fire
(?) for what transpires
We will come to ya hood and get it poppin' 'cause once we start, there ain't no stoppin'
[Chorus]
I suck dick
I suck dick
I suck dick
And 4cat is the best! (x2)

[Outro]
I suck dick. (I know I suck dick!)
I suck dick. (I'm fat and Canadian!) And 4cat is the best!
I suck dick. (I don't even make music and yet I'm an audio mod!) I suck dick and 4cat is the best!
I'm a fuckin' bitch ass pussy and I can't even stand up and say what's good. I'm a bitch!
Hey, I'm a fuckin' bitch
(You a fool for this one, T Dirty
*gagging noise*
Fuck you, BrokenDeck!)