[Verse 1]
Don't mind me I'm only sitting here
Dreaming something up seems so unclear
Only thing that's getting in the way of getting paid
And everybody knowing my name
Isn't that I wish I wasn't me
Even though I do occasionally
Wouldn't change except this little thing
See what it brings
Can't help thinking of how it could be

[Chorus]
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does

[Verse 2]
Everything around so glamorous
See the spotlight shining down on us
Tinted windows for some privacy, nothing to see
Still have feelings hopefully
Not so sure that I could even cope
Bottle service and a velvet red rope
Wouldn't need a thing, but suddenly it would be free
Can't help thinking of how it could be
[Chorus]
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does
Oh, if I only could sing like Mariah does

[Outro]
Anyway, that's it, never mind