Elizabeth:
It’s me, it’s me!
It’s me x 9
It’s me, me, me, me, me
Me, me, me, me, me
Me

Frau Blucher:
And who are you, you, you, you, you
You, you, you, you, you
You’

Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Why I’m Elizabeth Benning, Dr. Frankenstein’s adorable madcap fiance
I’m sure he’s spoken of me day and night

Frau Blucher: [Spoken]
Never
Well let me warn you Dr. Frankenstein may not be entirely happy with a surprise

Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Au contraire

Elizabeth:
Everybody loves to get a surprise
Life can be so dull without a surprise
When your spirits dragging and you're, oh so blue
It all can change if your fates arranged a nice surprise for you
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise
Life’s a chore, a bore without a surprise
When everything seems hopeless then you realize
There’s nothing like a wonderful surprise

Elizabeth: [Spoken]
Allow me to present my entourage, I never travel without them
Marcia, nails, Sasha, makeup, Tasha, hair, Basha, wardrobe, and Bob my astrologer

Ensemble:
Everybody loves to get a surprise

Elizabeth:
Everybody loves a little surprise

Ensemble:
No one could refuse a little surprise

Elizabeth:
Protestants and Jews all love a surprise

Ensemble:
When you’re melancholy

Elizabeth:
Oh boo hoo, hoo
Ensemble:
And you start to cry

Elizabeth:
Don’t you start to cry

Ensemble:
Cause a nice surprise will dry your eyes and troubles go bye, bye

Elizabeth:
Bye, bye

Frau and Igor:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise

Elizabeth:
No one could refuse a teeny weeny surprise

Frau and Igor:
Specially if they’re naked when their surprised

Elizabeth:
Everyone could use a lovely surprise

Frau and Igor:
If you know whats’ doing
Elizabeth:
A surprise is brewing

Frau and Igor:
Here’s what we advise, never bother people with a surprise

Elizabeth:
Freddy, are you ready for a simply stunning surprise’
It’s me x 4

Frau and Igor:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise

Elizabeth:
Freddy darling!
It’s me x 5

Igor and Frau:
Specially if they’re naked when their surprised

Elizabeth:
Stop your crying, don’t be blue, it all can change, if a nice surprise’s for you!
All the world enjoys a lovely surprise

Igor and Frau:
Some folks don’t appreciate a surprise

Elizabeth:
Surprise!
Embrace the unexpected and let the fates devise
A stunning, cunning, wonderful surp-
(spoken)
Frederick!

Dr. Frankenstein:
Elizabeth!

Inga:
Scheisse!

All:
Surprise!