[DOUG, spoken]
OK, here we go!

[BUD, spoken]
Whoo! This is exciting!

[DOUG, spoken]
Welcome to Gutenberg!

[BUD, spoken]
Gutenberg... The Musical!

[DOUG, spoken]
I’m Mr. Doug Simon

[BUD, spoken]
I’m Mr. Bud Davenport

[DOUG, spoken]
We’ve written an exciting new show, and tonight, we want to present it for the very first time!

[BUD, spoken]
But hopefully not for the last time!

[DOUG, spoken]
No;
With any luck, we’re hoping to take our show... to Broadway!
[BUD, spoken]
And as many of you already know, there are, in the audience tonight, some very big Broadway producers!
So... tell them to produce our show!

[DOUG, spoken]
Now-

[BUD, spoken]
Yes

[DOUG, spoken]
-writing a musical is not easy

[BUD, spoken]
Hats off to you Elton John!

[DOUG, spoken]
But we did it!
I wrote what we call the book of the musical

[BUD, spoken]
And I wrote the music
And the lyrics... well...

[BOTH, spoken]
We wrote those together!
[DOUG, spoken]
So you’re probably sitting there and thinking to yourself
“Okay, so you wrote a musical...
But what is it about?”

[BUD, spoken]
I dunno Doug
Why don’t you tell us?

[DOUG, spoken]
Alright, I will! It’s about Johan Gutenberg!

[BUD, spoken]
Who’s he?

[DOUG, spoken]
Well, he’s the guy who invented the printing press

[BUD, spoken]
And then printed up a bunch of copies of The Bible

[DOUG, spoken]
Now, what you’re gonna see tonight is what we call a “reading” of a musical
That means there’s no set, no costumes, only a few props, and no cast!

[BUD, spoken]
It’s just me and Doug
[DOUG, spoken]
Right!
Now, before we get started, we do want to take a second
To talk about something pretty serious
And that’s the Holocaust
Every important musical has to tackle at least one very serious issue

[BUD, spoken]
Like racism

[DOUG, spoken]
Or Vietnam

[BUD, spoken]
Or a man with half a face

[DOUG, spoken]
Yes
Our show is set in Germany
So our serious issue is the Holocaust

[BUD, spoken]
Germans hate Jews!

[DOUG, spoken]
Well... not all of them...
Most of them!

[BUD, spoken]
Maybe not anymore...
But they used to!

[DOUG, spoken]
That hatred... is in this show

[BUD, spoken]
It has to be!

[DOUG, spoken]
Because it makes our show... important
And now...

[BOTH, spoken]
Gutenberg The Musical!