Christopher Fitzgerald
I Can’t Read (Reprise)
[DOUG, spoken]
Scene 5
The streets of Schlimmer
[BUD, spoken]
The sky is sad and the air smells like trash
Young Monk is walking in the rain
[DOUG (as Young Monk)]
I’m just too dumb to understand
Why he treats me like a dog
Like a dog
I...
I can’t read
I can’t read
I don’t know how to read
Why can’t someone teach me how to...
Read?