[DOUG, spoken]
Now... I know you’re probably sitting there and thinking to yourself
“That song had nothing to do with anything!”

[BUD, spoken]
“This show it not about biscuits!”

[DOUG, spoken]
“So what are we doing?!”
Well, people like me and Bud call a song like that...
A charm song

[BUD, spoken]
But Doug, why do we need a charm song?

[DOUG, spoken]
Well, a charm song give the audience a break
From watching the stuff they actually care about
You don’t care about biscuits!

So let’s get back to...
The story