[Verse 1]
Finally found a place they could never reach
Sipping Singha beer on Pattaya Beach

[Chorus]
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies

[Verse 2]
There's a guy next to me, won't tell me his name
Buys me Mekong whiskey just the same

[Chorus]
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies

[Bridge]
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
[Verse 3]
Met a girl, said she's really going to blow my mind
She says she don't mean sex and I say alright
Turns out she's a bloke, tries to give me head
I have to run out screaming in the street instead

[Bridge]
Just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
She's just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally

[Chorus]
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies
Singha beer don't ask no questions
Singha beer don't tell no lies

[Verse 4]
In the house of the gods
Where no mongrels preach
I watched the sun going down
On Pattaya Beach

[Outro]
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally
I'm just a wally hanging out on Pattaya Beach
He's just a wally, he's just a wally