[Verse 1]
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
"Will ye go to the Waxies' Dargle?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan
"I haven't got a farthing
I went up to Monto town
To see Uncle McArdle
But he wouldn't give me a half a crown
For to go to the Waxies' Dargle"

[Chorus]
What will ya have? I'll have a pint!
I'll have a pint with you, sir!
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer

[Verse 2]
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
"Will ye go to the Galway races?"
Says your aul' wan to my aul' wan
"I'll hawk me aul' man's braces
I went up to Capel Street
To the Jewish moneylenders
But he wouldn't give me a couple of bob
For the aul' man's red suspenders"
[Chorus]
What will ya have? I'll have a pint!
I'll have a pint with you, sir!
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer

[Verse 3]
Says my aul' wan to your aul' wan
"We got no beef or mutton
If we went up to Monto town
We might get a drink for nothin'"
Here's a nice piece of advice
I got from an aul' fishmonger
"When food is scarce and you see the hearse
You'll know you have died of hunger"

[Chorus]
What will ya have? I'll have a pint!
I'll have a pint with you, sir!
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer

[Chorus]
What will ya have? I'll have a pint!
I'll have a pint with you, sir!
And if one of ya' doesn't order soon
We'll be chucked out of the boozer!