[Intro]
Male Voice: "Hey."
Daniel: "Hey, how you doing?"
Male Voice: "Uh, you're that-who was callin' my chick, yeah, that guy?"
Daniel: "What?"
Male Voice: "Yup, callin' my chick again I said-"
Daniel: "Your chick? She's your chick, huh?"
Male Voice: "...Yeah."
Daniel: "I'm her cousin."
Male Voice: "Wha?"
Daniel: "I'm her cousin."
Male Voice: "Oh, uh, okay. Okay then, I-uh, sorry man."
Daniel: "Oh that's okay, huh?"
Male Voice: "Here she is, then."
Daniel: "Okay."
Female Voice: (incoherent)
Daniel: "Alright. Okay, tell him, uh, 'you better watch it'."
Female Voice: "Huh?"
Daniel: "You tell that guy he'd better watch it."
Female Voice: "Alright. Take care, alright?"
Daniel: "Alright. Okay."
Female Voice: "Okay, bye."
Daniel: "Ha-hang on!"

[Chorus]
I wish I could be as happy as you
I wish I could have as much fun as you do
I wish I could be your friend but I-I-I'm afraid
[Chorus]
I wish I had my own way but I rarely do
But I wish I had my way with you
I'm a loner
Ooo-ho, loner

[Bridge]
Been a loner since high school - oh yeah
And a loner ain't no fool - oh yeah
I'm a loner
Ooo - yeah, eh-eh

[Bridge]
Be a loner in a crowded room - oh yeah
Take me to an ocean, I'll be loner still
But I wish I could be your friend
I'm a loner
Ooo, - ooo

[Chorus]
I'm a loner in my car - oh yeah
Sometimes it gets scary - oh yeah
Been a loner since high school - oh yeah
And a loner ain't no fool - oh yeah
But I wish I could be as happy as you
And I wish I could have as much fun as you do
I wish I could be your friend but I-I-I'm afraid
[Outro]
I'm a loner
I'm a loner - ooo~
Lone, lone, lone, lone, lone, lone
Lone, lone, lone, lone, lone, lone, lone
Oo-ooo~, ooo~, loner, ooo~
I'm a loner