Eazy Mac
Drug Store (Skit)
(whistling)
Becky? Becky we need to get these prescriptions, we are backed up.
I've had people waiting for 30 minutes Becky!
Hi, um, welcome to Savegreens Pharmacy how can I help you today?
Hi, I was wondering if I could just get my prescription filled please?
Yeah do you have a doctors note?
I do, right here
Can you please, let's see that honey okay alright
Eazy Mac! Is that your legal name?
Yeah
Eazy Mac well okay, you're looking for a refill for alpralozam
Yeah I am
Mr. Eazy Mac it appears as though yesterday
What?
You showed up at one of our other locations and already filled this prescription
What?
So unfortunately
I never
Due to the terms and conditons
I never did that
You know agreements and my responsibility to give you the drug
Oh shut the fuck up
(gunshot)
Ahh
Put your hands up! All of you! I want all the pills in my mouth now.
Shut the fuck up this is just a dream